The other night I had a pretty sweet dream. I fought crime and bad guys and won!
This is what happened: Amy was getting married so a bunch of people were at this sports club type thing for the wedding/reception. But while we were there my friend Jaylene and I find out somehow that the flower girl is going to be kidnapped so we had to stop it! Instead of just hiding the little girl, or watching her constantly we decided the best way would be to investigate and stop the kidnappers before they could even get a chance to think about it. So in all our bridesmaid get-up (little black hot dresses, and very high, very awesome green heels) Jaylene and I set up a stake-out.
The club happened to be very busy that day because there was some sort of kids sports competition as well. It was like a track meet, but basketball was also involved. Naturally like any stake out Jaylene and I hid in the bushes and watched everyone as they came in figuring that once we saw the kidnapper we would just know that was him and we would take him out. Well we sit there for awhile when these 3 men came in accompanied by about 10 kids. And like we had thought we just knew. They were the kidnappers. I think it must have been the sketchy beanies, and slightly gray haired scruffy beards that gave them away. Plus there were 2 really big guys, then one super skinny little one with a high pitched voice. Basic criminal posse if you ask me. So then we follow them.
The club happened to be very busy that day because there was some sort of kids sports competition as well. It was like a track meet, but basketball was also involved. Naturally like any stake out Jaylene and I hid in the bushes and watched everyone as they came in figuring that once we saw the kidnapper we would just know that was him and we would take him out. Well we sit there for awhile when these 3 men came in accompanied by about 10 kids. And like we had thought we just knew. They were the kidnappers. I think it must have been the sketchy beanies, and slightly gray haired scruffy beards that gave them away. Plus there were 2 really big guys, then one super skinny little one with a high pitched voice. Basic criminal posse if you ask me. So then we follow them.
And find out that all the kids with them were kidnapped. They had searched out the most athletic children and snatched them just for the competition this weekend, and the flower girl was just the last thing they need to make their victory sure. We decided right then that not only were we going to stop a kidnap from occurring and throw those men in jail, we were also going to save all those kids! When they were all in the locker room preparing for their meet we distracted the kidnappers and snuck all the kids out the window, but the kidnappers caught us on the last kid. This was when it got gooood. Jaylene and I basically beat the crap out of those guys. Kung-fu style, along with using the heels of our shoes, and toilet paper to tie them up. It was siiick!
Then we saved the day, and the wedding, and the world basically. It was neat. That is all.
[ps. I waaaant those shoes baad! for reals. post mission. done. ]
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